Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Ke$ha's Teeth, Blood, and Ghost Sex

Is it coincidence that the same day I heard about Ke$ha's tooth tiara was the same day I read VC's post about her drinking blood onstage? Just when you think the girl couldn't get any more "wtf?"-inducing...she does.

The Infamous Tooth Tiara

She had fans send in their actual teeth, claiming she had "like, 1000" sent to her. Other than perhaps baby teeth, who has extra teeth laying around? Did these people pull a Hangover dentist move and pull them specifically to send her? Anyways, she's made a tiara, a bra, and jewellery with said teeth.

Oh, and in an interview with Ryan Seacrest, she claimed to have had sex with a ghost.


Sources:

MSN Now

Holy Moly

Vigilant Citizen-most awesome blogger!!

Saturday, 8 December 2012

ICP on 1000 Ways to Die

My sister, who loves this program (ever wonder why they're called programs?) just showed me this:
I find it disturbing how they continue performing-In Yo Face, at that-after stating "he's dead"...and it's annoying how the narrarator keeps calling them Infernal Clown Posse
The video for In Yo Face

Ross Lynch: Illusionist

By far the most disturbing, creepy music video I have ever seen. Everything about it speaks volumes for itself, for him, and for the Austin and Ally show.

This boy is going to lead his legion of fans...a Lynch Mob.

Twiztid: the Demented Duo



Twiztid, consisting of Jamie Madrox (named after the character from X-Men, also known as The Multiple Man) and Monoxide, refer to themselves as the Demented Duo. I spoke a bit about them in my Insane Clown Posse (ICP) post. Madrox  and Monoxide bicker over which one gets to be Batman. Madrox also goes by Mr.Bones on occassion.

They’re also prone to mis-spelling everything, presumably on purpose, possibly to further dumb-down the fan base, or because they’re from the streets and want to “keep it real.” Regardless of the reasons for their mis-spellings, they also like to merge and sometimes letters in place of words, like “bussyoheadopen” and “yuwannahoe”

Earlier this week, I was listening to their music while getting ready for the day, and noticed some of their questionable lyrics I had mentioned.
Mostasteless has a track featuring ICP called Spin the Bottle. In the song, Violent J refers to himself as “the wizard of the streets”

Another track off Mostasteless is Blink:
“Show me what lies just beyond my eyes/won’t you take me to the world where my spirit lies/is it really fact or a pack of lies/why don’t you”
“you can ask Nosferatu/he knows me”
“When I close my eyes/I can see how everybody dies”
“When I close my eyes/the devil-man appears/and tells me he’s been hiding in my closet for years/My eyes stay closed/then he rambles on/and hands me the lyrics to a Dark Lotus song” 
Dark Lotus is a group featuring Psychopathic artists ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, and once-upon-a-time Marz. Marz didn’t stick with Psychopathic for long, he left them and supposedly talked a lot of shit. Soon after, Psychopathic signed ABK (Anybody Killa), he was brought into Dark Lotus to take Marz’s place. He also recorded over Marz’s lyrics on the first Lotus album, which was then re-released. Vocally, Marz fit Dark Lotus better than ABK (who has a very spitty voice on account of his lisp), however ABK has stuck with Psychopathic and his part in Juggalo Family contains more heart than Marz’s did.
Their album, Freek Show, appears to be biographical. The music video for We Don’t Die is very cryptic.
It features Madrox and Monoxide riding on a Ouji board, as well as burying their selves without the face paint; Jamie Spaniolo and Paul Methric, with the help of other Psychopathic artists. This clearly marks the re-birth of the self-professed Demented Duo. They have a habit of saying Samhain the way that it’s spelled, rather than "Saw-when" the way it’s supposed to be pronounced. Personally, I prefer the way Twiztid say it. I’ve never been a fan of words that are spelled completely differently from how they’re pronounced…I may come across as childish or naïve with this, but honestly when we learn to read we're all told to “sound it out”, so what’s with these silent letters and sneaky spellings?

The lyrics for Mutant X could describe how they came to be Twiztid.
"Watch as they change and mutate/into a freak show/twiztid serial killing juggalo"
"We put the world into submission/We told y'all to listen/Twiztid/mo' mystic superstition"
"I'm a warlock/walk on water with wicked spells/banished to purgatory/borderline of Heaven and Hell/see me for all that I am and all that I do/the Multiple Man comes in multiples of two/Evolution of the soul took place in a cocoon/and we appear from the shadows by the light of the moon/we the nightbreed/walkin' amongst the dead/and nobody can figure out what's going on inside of our head"

In Fall Apart, they frequently repeat “I keep falling apart/I never wanted to die” especially toward the end of the song.
“I need something/someone/to help me with my brain/cuz it’s falling apart”
“I’m falling into pieces and I don’t know why/it’s all because we’re all afraid to die/and if you think about it/it’ll eat you/from the inside out til you don’t know what to do”

What Da Dead Like features Big E and ICP: throught the song, you hear in the background “dun-dun-dun….don’t follow me/don’t follow/dun-dun-dun…don’t follow me/don’t follow” sung as a chant while Violent J speaks about life and death. What he's actually saying is hard to catch behind the chant.
Mirror/Mirror is an album whose title alone indicates Alice conditioning. On the cover, Monoxide looks zoned out and evil while Madrox makes a face that perhaps is supposed to look freaky, or maybe like he’s just playing. I don’t know. All I notice is his spider hair and tongue sticking out, maybe because I have a bit of a crush on “fat” Madrox (not so much when he’s skinny.) The minimal artwork around their picture is the same above as below, except below is upside down.
What’s That?! - “Twiztid/That’s what it’s like/and I don’t want nobody to know/nobody”
4 Thoze of U ft Blaze – “I hate everyone/I hate everyone”
“For those of you that don’t know…/’fraid to go where I go/and you call yourself a juggalo” Where is it that they go that we’re afraid to go?
Two songs off of The Green Book say everything with their titles alone: The World is Hell, and Everybody Diez.
Independants Day features a song called Monsters Ball, which again features ICP (there’s a lot of Twiztid tracks that do). In this, Violent J claims that he “sold [his] soul” to get into said ball.
W.I.C.K.E.D Again, the title of the album says a lot. There’s a track on there called When I Get to Hell, as if it’s inevitable that is where they’re going. In it, they plan on partying with dead celebrities and appear to be inviting us to join them. It’s a song that I often try to skip, as I don’t want it in my head nor do I want to find myself singing along. I do not wish to spend an eternity in Hell. Instead, I think more along Violent J’s line in an ICP track: “This is our Hell now/We’re living in it/but this bullshit’ll be over in a minute” Regardless of it’s dark tones, Twiztid prove that they know how to construct a song, building it  with skill. Not to say that their previous works were crap, because they've always made catchy and sometimes scary songs, but this album truly displays just how far they’ve come from their earlier efforts.
Other songs off Wicked:
Buckets of Blood:
HA Ha HA Ha HA Ha:
My Enemies:
Bella Morte: This song, imo, has a very epic feel and sound. I think it’s Twiztid’s greatest work of art.
Heartbroken and Homicidal
It Don’t Matta: “It don’t matta no more/they gon’ do what they gon’ do/even if I try to go/they gon’ try to go there”

I’m Stuck: “I wanna get up/but they won’t let me/so I feel like I’m stuck/Hoping that one day/I’ll get set free/cuz I’m so ready/can someone help me?”

Heard Enough: ‘The televisions nothing but a straight-up racist”
“waiting for someone to stand up”
‘When it’s all over/wishing you never knew me now/from the first intro/until it all falls down”
“You get hooked/
“Look how we terrorize/tell you all to kill/and you thinking that it’s real”

Set By Example: “It’s not our intention/to leave you infected/it’s the way we feel inside/and it cannot be corrected” Much like Fall Apart off Freek Show, this is chanted repeatedly at the end of the song.
Cryptic Collection 4 
Gimme More: “Plastic/pre-tan/empty/hollow/and you expect me to follow?/Hell no!/Gimme more/Gimme more/Gimme more/Psychopathic style” This one actually like they’re not part of any agenda…or maybe that’s just what they want us to think. After all, the-powers-that-be do like to make us think that we’re being individuals, with our own tastes in music…Psychopathic is a rebel label...the label designed for rebels? I dunno man.

Speculationz: “They say I’m sired by a wizard of sorts”
If They Don’t Come for Me: “If they don’t come for me/it’s all over” 

Just a small selection of some of their lyrics from just some of their albums. I didn't mention Frankenstein on this post, as I mentioned it on my first ICP post.

Sunday, 11 November 2012

ICP, Twiztid=Brainwashing Juggalo's and Juggalettes??

Tried seeing if anyone else has covered this topic or not, and the closest I could find was this. So apparently nobody has noticed, or if they have perhaps they're too nervous to broach the subject. I know I am. I'm a 'lettie, I love Psychopathic Records and many of their artists, most notably ICP and Twiztid. They inspired the name of my blog plus my dream of one day making the Dark Carnival a reality. Despite all this, I can't help but feel at times they're a bit brainwashy, and that Joe Bruce (Violent J) and Joey Utsler (Shaggy 2 Dope) contradict their God-loving messages by having Satanic-sounding Madrox and Monoxide (who have songs such as When I Get to Hell) on their label. Again, I love the music that Twiztid creates...but I notice things. Or perhaps I think too deeply into this shit.
It took me years to even call myself a "Juggalette". The title sounds silly and to call oneself a certain name just  because you're into a certain bands music, to me, is equally silly (Beliebers, anyone?) Apparently it was the fans who gave themselves the titles, on account of the song The Juggla from the album Carnival of Carnage. The frequent talk of Juggalo's and Juggalette's and varying "follow us" mantras seemed quite brainwashy to me.Yet their humour, funny noises (I have a weakness for funny noises in songs), carnival theme, oddball way of thinking, and underlaying positive messages in many songs (for those not familiar with the band, look up Rebel Flag, Pass Me By, Take Me Home, Hellalujah, Halls of Illusion, Let's Go All the Way, anything off The Wraith: Shangri-La, Miracles...just to name a small few) pulled me in. I like that most of their violent lyrics were directed toward people who cause suffering for others....their Joker Cards and Dark Carnival represent justice in the afterlife. I wasn't one of the many J's disappointed when Thy Unveiling revealed that they were down with the G-O-D (to quote the movie Saved)...my reaction was "Really??? That's the big secret? I figured that out when I first got into them!!" while Juggalo's across the world cried about having been deceived and threatened to turn their backs on J and Shagg's. Those were probably the Juggalo's who give the rest of us a bad reputation, those who nearly killed Tila Tequila despite J's pleas for the crowd to be on their best behaviour before she even hit the stage, who are quick to riot and act like...well, fucking idiots.
True, ICP has some songs that are purely entertainment and don't seem to hold any message other than, well, as one title states quite clearly: Fuck the World. Another being I Don't Care. Which are probably songs that Juggalos like the one above identify with all too easily. 

At this present moment in time, surrounded by distractions (a very demanding and annoying pregnant cat, and a sister watching brain-sucking South Park), I can't recall the lyrics or songs that 11 years ago I felt were washing brains, however now educated on conspirational behaviours I notice other things I previously thought nothing of. 

On their first Jokers Card; the Carnival of Carnage, they recorded a song called Wizard of the Hood. The story of the song is exactly as it indicates. Years later, Violent J (Joe Bruce) released his first solo album bearing the same name. Each track of the album portrays another "chapter" (for lack of a better word) of his trip through Oz. It's a brilliant written and imaginative cd, featuring Monoxide as The Scarecrow, Jamie Madrox as the Tin Man, Blaze as the Lion, ABK, and Shaggy 2 Dope as The Wiz. There are two bonus tracks, one of them entitled Multiple Myselves where J and his various personalities pour their heart(s?) out.
ICP has constant mentions of the number 17. They explain that when their first album dropped, 17 people bought it the day it was released. On every album, J has a dedication to The Butterfly. In his autobiography Behind the Paint, as well as in the booklet for The Wraith: Shangri-La, Violent J explains. Long story short, when Joe Bruce was seven years old, he and his older brother Rob (Jumpsteady) caught a giant, beautiful butterfly and put it in a jar with holes poked in the lid. It was a hot night, so they pointed a fan into the holes to keep the butterfly comfortable. They had intended to let their new friend go in the morning, but wanted it to spend just one night with them. It broke their hearts when in the morning they discovered their buddy was dead. They were devastated and felt awful for having accidentally killed it. They made a vow to each other that when they made it to Heaven that they would apologize to the butterfly face to face. In the meantime, until he makes it there, J dedicates every album he drops to his butterfly.
I hate that my mind is generally suspicious, because over-all I believe that Violent J is actually an angel born into human form so therefore doesn't realize it. I believe that he has a good heart and is a good man. Perhaps you think I'm stupid, how can a man who portrays himself as a self-described wicked clown and goes by the stage name Violent J be an angel? I can't explain such logistics in a way that make sense to others. If you aren't familiar with his work, how he routinely pours out his heart to his beloved Juggalos, as well as into his work, its unlikely that you'd understand. Although one small example I can give is when he started making awesome money, he bought (or built, I'm not 100% on that detail) an apartment building...for low income people in his hometown of Detroit. Not your typical rap-star move. But J's not your typical rapper.

Perhaps the Oz thing, the butterfly and 17, the black and white face paint, and him and Shags being a duo is just coincidence. They were doing all this before they were briefly signed to Disney-owned Hollywood Records. Plus Insane Clown Posse started as a much larger group, originally called Inner City Posse. Him and Shags were the only two who stuck it out and changed their groups name.
Perhaps its pure coincidence that they later signed on Jamie and Paul (Jamie Madrox and Monoxide Child) who were having issues with their own group, the House of Krazees. Jamie and Paul became Twiztid. Some referred to them as clones of ICP. Twiztid addressed such comments in their song Frankenstein "I'm not a clone, I'm a Frankenstein. Created through the visions of a mastermind. This song, this face, this rhyme is mine, but y'all don't notice."
As J and Shags signed more artists to their Psychopathic Records label and their fanbase grew, their own Juggalo world began to form. Now they have more artists and albums than I can keep up with, as well as their annual Gathering of the Juggalos (which I sadly have yet to attend and it doesn't appear I'll be able to anytime soon)...an epic days-long party with all their artists putting on concerts, as well as other artists performances, autograph signings, dating games, mud wrestling, and other various events such as backyard wrestling. Oh yeah, and they have their own wrestling league, too: Juggalo Championshit (not ship) Wrestling. Brutal, brutal matches. Not for the weak of heart.

Twiztid and ICP are the two biggest, most notable groups off Psychopathic. The contrasts yet similarities between the two duos remind me of the mantra As Above, So Below. ICP rap about Heaven and trying to get there. Twiztid rap about their inevitable trip to Hell and how we should be afraid of them, how we shouldn't want to be like them. Jamie's soul-baring lyrics indicate a deeply depressed individual who feels that his fans don't truly hear what he's trying to tell us...though he is much appreciative of all that he has. Some lyrics from various songs imply that maybe there is more going on behind the scenes than the typical Juggalo would believe...some from Afraid of Me seem, to me, quite telling:
 "[Monoxide Child]
Can you keep a secret?
Well I'm afraid of the world because they want me to die, can you believe it?
But I'm still alive... and been floating since '95
With my chin held high but I'm so dead inside
Let the problems just roll and put them back into a pile
Because it's just a bunch of shit that I can't deal with right now
And I'm tired of always guessing and messing it up again
And the next day it's even deeper and I'm steady sinking in

[Jamie Madrox]
I took a look at myself and came to grips with what I found
It was a vision of a child, disturbed and broke down
No soul, no heart because I gave it away
No time for feeling sorry, I'll grieve another day
And all those tears are stored in storm clouds
That hover above me and cover the ugly
Continued to haunt me when I was feeling low
That's the same reason I hold on and never let go"


Twinning, the number 17, butterflies, Oz, duality, talk of being wizards into black magic and voodoo, claiming to see shit that most of us never see, is it really just for the entertainment factor? Psychopathic Records claims to be the label that run beneath the streets, yet almost everybody by now has heard of at least ICP and Twiztid. You can find ICP merchandise in almost any store that sells band merchandise. Violent J has a son, they call him JJ, who appears to be in preparation to become the head of Psychopathic and all that his father has created when his dad eventually retires, or dies. He's only 7 or 8 years old, yet he's already participated in many a JCW match and has recorded his own music video, Bad Bad Man, under the name of Violent JJ. JJ also has a little sister named Ruby. Violent J and Michelle "Sugar Slam" Rapp, the mother of his two children, had picked out their daughters name before she was even born. Coincidentally, she was born with hair to match her name.












Saturday, 28 January 2012

Reading Between the Lines: Star January 23 2012



Star Shots Moments of the Week:  Making a Splash “Even the busiest man in Hollywood needs a break! After ringing in 2012 on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, Ryan Seacrest whisked lady love Julianne Hough off on a sun-filled getaway to St.Barts. When they weren’t lounging aboard their luxurious yacht, the pair enjoyed romantic walks on the beach, Jet Ski rides and lots of time splashing in the surf. Julianne - who will next be seen in the movie-musical adaptation of Rock of Ages – channeled her inner child as she dove into the crystal-clear waters. Ryan, meantime, has been hitting the headlines as many speculate over whether  the American Idol  host will renew his contract. Because of rumors that he may leave to take a gig on the Today  show , Ryan recently said he has “a deal with NBC Universal…in negotiations,” but kept mum about the details. Seacrest, out?  Stay tuned.”
[Julianne looks nothing like she used to. It appears she’s had some unnecessary work done, as I feel she was much prettier a couple years ago, imo]

More Star Shots
Zebra Striped Stars for Snooki
Kim can't tear her gaze away from a leopard
Battle of the B&W stripes
Lil' Wayne rockin' animal print (yes, I'm aware I have a zebra carpet in these pics! My room proves what I'm a product of.)
“Friends of Owen Wilson say the funnyman’s recent boozy binge is no laughing matter. The Wedding Crashers star – who split from girlfriend and baby mama Jade Duell just six months ago – was spotted partying up a storm over the holidays in St.Barts. ‘Owen’s depressed over the breakup, and…he drank his way through the holidays,’ a pal tells Star. ‘That lifesyile is a slippery slope for him. It’s difficult for him to keep it at a few drinks.’ Many worry that he may spiral into a dangerous mental state – as he did in 2007 when he attempted suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrists. ‘He’s partying to numb his emotional pain,’ the source explains. ‘Owen said he feels like a failure for not keeping the family unit with Jade and [1-year-old son] Robert.’
“Following her split from hubby Russell Brand, Katy Perry’s parents are praying for her. ‘God, we lift up our family and let you forgive them,’ they told Ohio churchgoers on Jan.5. ‘Let us pray for our families to go to Heaven to be saved.’”

J.Bieb's flashing the devil horns, in fishnet, and embraced by a V
Ryan Cabrera’s hard-partying ways have landed him in the hospital. ‘His drug and alcohol abuse got so bad that he had to have eight inches of his colon removed,’ a pal tells Star of the ‘On the Way Down’ singer’s Dec.28 surgery. And now friends fear for his life. ‘We’re worried he’ll overdose,’ says the pal. Ryan’s problems are nothing new. ‘It’s been going on for years,’ the friend reveals. Back in 2007, Ryan, now 29, was spotted ‘partying and looking like a total mess,’ an eyewitness says. ‘I even spotted him sniffing a white powdery substance off the sink in the men’s room.’”
“With so many women vying for Ben Flajnik’s attention on The Bachelor, the gals know they have to be quick-witted and fast on their feet. That shouldn’t be a problem for contestant Casey Shteamer, if her  July 2004 encounter with rocker Gavin DeGraw and his band is any indication. Kansas native Casey was nearly 19 when she and two gal pals were invited onto Gavin’s tourbus at 2am after a concert. ‘We all talked with him, and his bandmates were there,’ Casey wrote in her public diary on xanga.com. ‘Then [one of Casey’s friends] and Gavin went in the back together…I was left in this freezing cold bus at 3:30 in the morning, stuck talking to, like, 30-year-old men that were trying to hit on me.’ So Casey bolted, grabbing her pals keys, and headed out to their car to sleep. However: ‘some creepy guy followed me outside, and I started walking really fast,’ she wrote. ‘He was like “Why r u running away from me?” I just smiled and went faster.’ She woke up at 6am – just in time to see the bus pull away with her two friends still on it! Casey later picked them up after ‘they were dropped off in the middle of the highway.’ She added: ‘Now I get to go to work on an hour and a half of sleep. Fun.’"
“After two devastating failed marriages, Halle Berry vowed, ‘I am not going to do it again,’ during an early 2011 interview. But now, sources tell Star, the single mom can’t wait to trade ‘I do’s – and become a parent again – with French hunk Olivier Martinez, who secretly popped the question six months ago! ‘Halle is very serious about this marriage,’ says an insider. ‘She’s ready.’ Adds another source: ‘Olivier has become her rock.’  Still, Halle was warned against falling for Olivier, 46 – he’s infamous for loving and leaving the likes of Mira Sorvino and Kylie Minogue – when they filmed the thriller Dark Tide in the summer of 2010. ‘His friends are shocked that he is getting married,’ the insider says of Olivier, who has never even been engaged. ‘But he’s changed his ways.’ It’s particularly important to Halle that he’s devoted himself to Nahla, 3, her daughter with ex Gabriel Aubry. ‘Halle feels Olivier has made a connection and a commitment to her and her daughter,’ says the source. And the couple hope to give Nahla a sibling. ‘Halle would love to have more kids, but  she knows it might be difficult because of her age and the fact that she’s diabetic,’ says the insider. ‘If they can’t conceive, they’d definitely consider adoption.’ But first,  the wedding, which will likely be a large, joyous affair held in California’s wine country early this summer, according to insiders. ‘Deciding to marry again is huge for Halle,’ says the source. ‘But friends have never seen her this happy and fulfilled.” NOTICE THE EMERALD RING ON HER FINGER? That's supposedly their engagement ring. They claim it's her favorite gem.

An ad for a new show, Scorned, supposedly based off "true stories of love turned lethal"

“….Vanessa [Hudgens] was gushing about how in love [she and boyfriend Austin Butler] are. She said she knows it’s kind of early, but that Austin’s going to move in within the next few weeks…She bought this huge place when she was still with Zac Efron and said it’s felt really empty since they split.”

“Zac had been trying to win back Vanessa, but she’s moved on. At first [Zac Efron and Rumer Willis] socialize[d] in groups, then Rumer started going over to Zac’s L.A house. She’d decorate and make the place really home – then she began spending the night, and they’re acting like a couple. Zac told Rumer he’s developing strong feelings for her.”

“...Johnny, whos played guitar in rock bands since his teens, was absent when Vanessa took the kids out on Jan.2 to buy [son] Jack a guitar of his own. ’They’ve had a strange relationship, often spending weeks apart,’ an insider tells Star. ‘Now I think Johnny’s absences are more serious. His friends think he’s going through some sort of mini midlife crisis.’…As they reach a breaking point, friends worry that –who’s admitted to going through ‘so many years where I medicated myself’ – could be falling back on self-destructive bad habits. ‘He’s been drinking more over his unhappiness with his and Vanessa’s situation,’ says the source…’His behavior is starting to raise some red flags.’

“…[Jay-Z] and Beyonce, 30, weren’t taking any chances when baby Blue entered the world. The singer checked into Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City on Jan.6 using the name of real-life pal Ingrid Jackson. After the natural birth, in an ultraprivate sixth-floor suite, Beyonce and Blue – who debuted at 7lbs – were whisked off to the facilities fourth floor. The new parents reportedly spent $1.3 million renting the entire space and redecorating it… …’It was like she was gaining and losing the bump throughout the pregnancy. No wonder people were whispering that it was all a conspiracy.’”
“…The terms of Jennelle [Evans]’s ongoing probation prohibit her from ‘knowingly associating with any person or previously convicted users, possessors, or sellers of any illegal drugs,’ which Gary [Head] is. Jennelle was already arrested back in August for hanging with her ex-boyfriend Kiefer Delp, also a known drug user, and jail could be a very real possibility this time too…”

“…’She hated having to whip out her credit card every time they go to dinner. And it bummed her out that he had to borrow money from het to buy Christmas presents – including hers. So Jen figured it’s easier to give Casper a weekly stipend, and she thought $10k was a nice round number.’ … It was recently revealed that Casper – who was sentenced on Jan.3 to a years probation and a $500 fine for speeding – go-go dances for a mere $250 a night at L.A club Boulevard3. Says the source ‘Casper’s just a young dude who spends what little money he has on clothes and flashy jewelry.’  Now that he’s in the lap of money and dating a Hollywood A-lister, Casper is learning how to live like a star. ‘It’s a whole new world for him,’…”

“Robert never believed that Khloe was his biological daughter because Kris cheated on him during the time Khloe, 27, was conceived… …he and Kris were not even sleeping together. …As Khloe herself grew older, she herself questioned whether Robert was her dad. She even turned the situation into a storyline for the family’s TV show, submitting to DNA testing on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. But interestingly, she compared her DNA only to her mother’s, not Robert’s or her siblings’-which could have proven conclusively that Robert was not her biological father.”
“…’Khloe was babysitting…she got into her mother’s room, and it was a totally separate closet. And she went in there and found a whole wardrobe. Khloe called her dad and she was very upset, crying and screaming about it. And Robert said, “Well, what are you doing in his closet, for God’s sake? Get out of there…Maybe it’s your mother’s. Maybe it’s costumes or something.”  She goes “No, I know what size bra my mother wears. My mother doesn’t wear a size 13 shoe.” And on and on about high heels and nylons. I kept this quiet,’”
“…Khloe totaled a Mercedes six months after Robert gave it to her as a gift…Khloe ‘wanted a new car right away. He said, “No, I have this SUV,” and she said she didn’t want it. She called him cheap, called him names…He tried to give her his new Cherokee, and she said no Kardashian girl should ever drive a Cherokee. She wanted a Range Rover. She didn’t get it. …Robert was diagnosed with stage four cancer of the esophagus ‘Kim called him at his office and told him he was cheap because he wouldn’t buy Khloe a car, I mean, he was dying.’ “

“…’Lindsay feels strongly that she wants to distance herself from the family drama, and the only way to do that is to dump her mom as her manager…It’s typical of Lindsay to blame everyone else for her problems, but in this case she may have a point. She thought movie offers would come flooding in [after her Playboy feature], but nothing has happened. Lindsay has mounting debts, and she’s freaking out. She needs to do something drastic. She truly wants to be a respected actress, and she’s starting to realize that in order for her dreams to come true, she’s going to have to have someone else handle her career.’”
“Skeletal Ali Lohan is a shadow of her former self. But her modeling bosses are telling her to lose even more weight! And big sis Lindsay is ‘horrified.’ Lindsay confessed her worries to Janice Dickinson at L.A’s Chateau Marmont on Dec.31, and Janice is sharing the details of their serious talk with Star exclusively. ‘Lindsay was complaining that her sister is being sent off to Asia by her modeling agent,’ Janice tells Star. ‘She asked my opinion and I said, “If they can’t get Ali some work in this country, what good are they as an American agent!” Even worse, Lindsay then confided, the agent told Ali, 18, she needs to drop even more pounds! ‘Lindsay is horrified,’ Janice says. ‘She doesn’t want Ali going away, but worse still, she doesn’t  want  her  to lose more weight.’ Now the world’s first supermodel – who recently launched the website Janice TV – is lashing out at Next Model Management for exploiting not only Ali but scores of other runway stars. ‘Agents should have their jaws wired together,’ Janice snaps. ‘They pick these young girls and tell them to lose more weight and have plastic surgery.’ And while Ali’s agent insists she’s perfectly healthy, a picture really is worth a thousand words.”

I couldn't zoom in clearly on his devil horns
Why is THIS the promo pic for a comedy series? I don't give a shit about women cooing over a baby. 
I find it interesting the astrologists last name is Angel

The next two editions of Reading Between the Lines will feature January 30's People Magazine and February 6th's In Touch (headlines from In Touch about Kim Kardashian "Destroyed by Mom: Pushed by her mom to have sex at 14, and brainwashed by her obsession with money" plus "How Kris Jenner's secret demons turned Kim into a monster" Ooooh!!! In-ter-esting!

Also! Yes, I know it looks kinda crappy taking pics from magazines with my digital camera. Whatever! I don't have a scanner, and magazines run fitting imagery with their stories. If you don't like it, don't read my page.