Showing posts with label Masonry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Masonry. Show all posts

Thursday, 27 December 2012

Masonic/NWO Evidence in Bill 115


Bill 115 was introduced August 27th, 2012

It was passed on September 11th, 2012

McGuinty's locked-door policy was announced on the news in the very first minute of December 21st, 2012 (the day the world was supposedly going to end. Instead, it marked the beginning of the end with that policy)

"The government pushed the bill through Legislature well before... negotiations traditionally conclude and despite the fact that affected unions had initiated bartering with their respective employing school boards."

"Bill 115 gives the government unprecedented powers over school board negotiations with no accountability through legislature debate."

The Minister of Education will have unlimited and unprecedented powers to approve or change any contract between school boards and the affected unions.

The Minister of Education will have authority over collective agreements that are governed by labour legislation under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Labour.

The Cabinet will have the power to extend the provisions of the bill beyond two years without having the issue debated in the Legislature. 

The Cabinet, rather than the Legislature, will have the the right to restrict strikes and lock-outs.

"Bill 115 sets a dangerous precedent for other unionized employees in particular..."

"60% of teachers will receive a pay cut, and 40% of teachers, mostly younger ones, will receive only 50% of their scheduled increases for experience..."

"Bill 115 discontinues a retirement gratuity plan that was originally promoted by the school boards as an incentive to discourage the use of sick days..."

It mentions other, more political things, though my brain has never been able to fully wrap around certain things that I know to be pure made up bs-which politics are. NDP, Liberals, Conservatives, Right-Minded, Left-Wing, Democrats, Communists, not to mention all the other ridiculous terms they've created. I have never in my life been able to understand politics-even during my brief stint in politics where I naively believed "I'm not going to make a difference just complaining to friends and family. Maybe if I got involved I could make a difference." Yeah, right! People talk about seeing the tip of the iceberg...I only saw ice cubes and that was enough for me. It's all corrupt. The party I joined claimed to want to change things for the better. The reality was they only cared about money and power and who has what connections. They brought my friend and I in because they hoped we could help generate the youth vote, yet they didn't want to hear any of our ideas. I wasn't about to lend my name and my face to crooked liars. So I left and my friend followed. I have no patience to try and understand things that I know to be illusions, and that's all politics are. It doesn't matter who you vote for, what fancy words and labels they use-they are all the same. If they appear to be different from the others (such as the NDP did NOT vote for Bill 115) it's only because they want to be seen as different...or an angel managed to slip past the red tape and corruption. That happens on the rare occasion  though its only a matter of time before they become burnt out and leave. No matter how you slice it, I wouldn't feel right sharing much of the political (imo) mumbo-jumbo on here as if it means something, because I don't understand it and while you might argue that the political stuff means something, my heart and my brain tell me that it all means nothing. If you care to know the politics involved with Bill 115, do your own research. I'm not here to recite things that I don't grasp.

Bill 115 has been a long time in the making. It's not going anywhere. It's only going to get worse, and will spread into other work sectors of Ontario, eventually the rest of Canada. For those outside of Canada, you may believe our stifling Bill doesn't affect you. My heart tells me otherwise. It's a big step in the NWO marking its territory, and it's "territory" is the entire world. What happens in the U.S will start happening here, with storm troopers barging into schools and homes, and what happens in Canada will start happening elsewhere. With more school shootings happening in the U.S than Ontario, why would Ontario schools start locking kids inside before the American schools? Do you honestly believe that U.S schools won't follow suit?

My butt is sore and I'm tired of talking about this subject, especially when there's going to be more news about it to report in a few days. I'm not going to bother with a summary because the only thing that's over with this topic is my post. 

Source: Stop Bill 115






Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Team Rocket

For some reason I had Team Rocket's song, Double Trouble, in my head. While listening to it, I decided to do a post on them. From the demands of their mysterious boss, to the things Jessie and James say, to the names of the Team Rocket characters, much is very Masonic.
There is a "proper" music video for this, however anime fans seem to get off on making their own videos, which makes it difficult to find the one featured on old Pokemon episodes.
The lyrics for the song are fairly repetitive and revealing:

Intro: [boss in a very gruff, evil voice] This is The Boss. And I'm sick of waiting. I want Pikachu. And this time; don't screw it up!

Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double

James: We'll be the richest rogues of all time
Jessie: Creators of a grand design
James: I'll be the king
Jessie: I'll be the queen
Meowth: I'll be the joker...of crime

Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all peoples within our nation
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Pikachu

We're Team Rocket
and we fight for what's wrong
 For mayhem, and madness, and rare pokemon
Jessie: I'm so gorgeous
James: I'm always the man
Boss: You're just the players in my master plan

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Pikachu

We're always gonna try it
No one can deny it
We can start a riot in Sunday school 
James: Oooh! A riot!
We'll have you believin' truth can be decievin'
Both: Do unto others is our golden rule

James: [ridiculous Ooh-hoo-hoo giggle]
Jessie: This is our most ingenious plan ever! If I do say so myself!
James: Even we couldn't screw this one up, Jessie
Meowth: Will you two stop yappin'?! Here they come!

Prepare for troubllllllle!

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you
Team Rocket's rockin
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big troubles gonna follow you
[repeat a few times, interspersed with Jessie and James laughing and speaking the words]

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!


Team Rocket, as most know, are the villains of the long-running series Pokemon. They're conceited yet continuously have their plans thwarted by Ash (in Japanese, Satoshi) and his friends. They also aren't the smartest of villains, as most loved tv villains are rarely the brightest. Of course, as The Boss tells them in Double Trouble, they're "just the players in [his] master plan". Hmm...sounds familiar to Project Monarch to me, as most MK victims are "just players" in the elites master plan.

Team Rocket always introduce themselves (although Ash comes to know them-and their speech- begrudgingly well) with their speech. There's always music playing during said speech, and in some episodes the viewer will see that Jessie and James use a music deck to play in the background. The directly translated from Japanese version of their speech:

Musashi (Jessie): If you ask us something or other...
Kojiro (James): The answer we give will be compassion of the world!
Musashi: To prevent the destruction of our world!
Kojiro: To protect the peace of our world!
Musashi: To carry out the evils of truth and love!
Kojiro: The lovely, charmy villains...
Musashi!
Kojiro!
Musashi: The pair from Rocket Gang soars through the galaxy!
Kojiro: A white hole, a white tomorrow await us!
Nyarth (Meowth): Something like that!


The english version of their speech is repeated through-out their song, Double Trouble, and rhymes:
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! that's right!

In later seasons, they changed their speech for a time.

Direct translation from Japanese to English:

Musashi: There is a voice saying something...
Kojiro: From beyond the horizion...
Musashi: From beyond the big bang...
Kojiro: A voice is calling us
Nyarth: Sorry to keep you waiting!
Musashi: Evil flowers who have courageously bloomed!
Kojiro: In the role of villains who are hard and sweet!
Musashi!
Kojiro!
And Nyarth!
Musashi: The place where Team Rocket is
Kojiro: The world-
Musashi: The universe-
All: Awaits you!

In the English version:

Jessie: Prepare for trouble from the skies!
James: From beyond the stars, a nasty surprise!
Jessie: An evil as old as the galaxy...
James: ...sent here to fulfil our destiny!
Meowth: Plus there's me!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: And extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
And James!
And Meowth are the names!
Jessie: Anywhere there's peace in the universe...
James: ...Team Rocket...
Meowth: ...will be there...
All: ...to make everything worse!

Team Rocket has sort-of rivals with another Team Rocket, who wear black versions of Jessie and James' outfits and who are also smarter than Jessie and James. Butch and Cassidy love to mock Jessie and James, making no secret of their "superiority" over the other two.
Notice Cassidy's one eye and upside-down pyramid earring?

In one episode, Jessie and James have a falling out with eachother. Jessie teams up with Butch, while James replaces Jessie with Cassidy. Each "new" team try the speech thing, only to find it doesn't work. By the end of the episode, Jessie and James reunite as do Butch and Cassidy.

In even later episodes, Team Rocket (Jessie and James) switch to two new mottos. I won't bother typing those out part out of laziness, and part because I didn't start this post to talk about each and every version of their silly speeches.

Both Team Rockets, Jessie and James, Butch and Cassidy, were named after famous outlaws of the past. Jesse James was notorious for being a gang leader, bank and train robber, and even a murderer. Butch Cassidy was known for pretty much the same thing. 

Hmmm...so The Boss views the infamous robbers as pawns to be used on his chessboard (as the Elite view MK victims as well as the general public), characters named after murderers, numerous references to truth and love being evil as well as worship of the sky, the persistent attempts at kidnapping Pikachu, not to mention the fact that Team Rocket look as though they're at least 16/17-if not older-basically stalking and harassing Ash (who is 10 in the first season). Oh-and they live in a world where it's normal for young children to leave home to pursue their goal of becoming masters of pokemon, strange creatures they abuse then capture when the targeted pokemon is too weak to continue fighting. The "masters" capture them by throwing weird little balls at them. The pokemon then are trapped in said ball until the "master" sees a use for them, unless the pokemon becomes a favourite by said "master" (such as Meowth is with Team Rocket, and Pikachu is with Ash), then the animal-like creature is allowed to walk with, or be carried by, said master. Pokemon battles are pretty much like dog-fights.

The most common pokeball


All pokeballs

still think its not Masonic?




Sources: Bulapedia
              Wikipedia-Jesse James
              Wikipedia-Butch Cassidy












Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Happy Holidays!

So I was watching Elf, and noticed some things.........just highlighting a couple here.

The dvd menu is designed to look like a pop-up book. Will's arm moves up and down, placing the star on the tree...except it looks more like he's jerking the tree off.

Oh, hello again W.B Mason! I wonder how many more movies you're hidden in. 4X27...108? 

I'm working on the symbolism of green and gold. Slytherin and the Packers also share the colour scheme.

That's it for now.

Ted

The light in some shots is the flash from my camera-I'm not a tech-savvy individual, so my "screen shots" are me pausing the movie and taking pictures with my camera.

Notice Mark Wahlberg's hands are framing his crotch, while Ted holds his beer as if he's rubbing one out.

The majority of the movie is immature dick and fart jokes, as is to be expected.

Most of the masonic imagery that caught my eye was all in the same scene, which is when this whackadoodle tries kidnapping Ted but ends up "killing" Ted.

He chases Ted to the 33rd level of a baseball diamond

Ted climbs up in attempt to escape, testing his and the pursuers balance. Ohhh how convenient, there's a New Balance ad as they climb!

Need I explain? You just saw the 33!

Apparently it isn't just Seth MacFarlane with the lifetime membership

Really hammering it in there as Mila Kunis runs to the ruined Ted.

See? All in one scene, Seth admits to being a 33rd Degree Mason.




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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Tales from the Road: Volume One

Late coming, as I've been off the road for months, however have been catching up with other things. I took pictures with my phone of some of the things I saw. When I get back out this summer (God willing!) I'll be able to take more, as I finally replaced my digital camera.


The Owl of worship is watching
Checkerboard dog
Old McDonald had a farm (twin roosters in mirrored imagery)
Webb's Magic Ribs: Sausage, Ribs, and Chicken
This frightens me a great deal
This had the Beauty and the Beast song in my head all week
For sale by
A poster in one of the ride guys bunks
This reminds me of GeneCo from Repo! A Genetic Opera
Up 'til then, I'd always thought Hiram Lodge was Veronica's father
Who the hell is the real Hiram Lodge? 
Do they mean King Hiram of Tyre from the Bible?
I found this (among many other Archie and Masonic images) on Google. Puts a new light on some of the Archie characters.

 A random kids jacket that appeared at my friends house one day. It says Angels and Demons as well as some other language I couldn't read. Note the checkerboard floor in the background. 

Well, that's all for this edition of Tales (or in this case, pics) from the Road. Hope you enjoyed it!












Wednesday, 29 June 2011

New Weird Al Chock-full of Symbolism

Alpocalypse was released 06/21/2011

Every artist he parodies is either a pawn or handler.

I have been trying to take stills from the videos, to no avail. Apparently "prt sc" doesn't work for me, and most certainly right clicking is not working either.

I doubt I need to point any out as they're so obvious in this one!

He's singing about deceased actor Charles Nelson Reily, a comedic actor best known as a panelist from the 1970's Match Game show. Some of the lyrics include:

"Everyday he' make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene

Ninja warrior, master of disguise "

Was he actually Gene's handler, disguised as a co-worker?

"He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya"

In Brice Taylor's book, Thanks For the Memories, she tells of being forced to engage in dolphin porn for Sylvester Stallone's sick satisfaction. Perhaps Al actually did observe CNR indulge in bizarre fetishes.

A lot of duality/mirrored imagery, I'm not sure what the meaning is behind the Native stuff.

SO MANY symbolic tattoos in this video, oh my goodness! So many blantly featuring the devil, death, he even has a zombie Ronald Reagan skating with Hello Kitty. (I told you zombies are real!) Dragons, dolphins...another reference to Presidential Models? Even a Colonel Sanders/chicken tattoo. I want to know what his obsession with the Colonel is about! He does a Buddhist meditation pose in one scene. Is it just me or does his tramp stamp resemble a pyramid?  And why does he have a tattoo with a man aiming a gun at cherubs? One features a checkerboard pattern with two sex kittens; one has 777 written on her. There is one eye floating in a background soon followed by the Tasmanian Devil aka Taz, crucified Jesus, and Che Guevara's disembodied head "running" away from the tat-man. 

It starts off with Yankovictims?? I can't help but be reminded of Ben's closing comments in my last post on Al "...he may be a monster, uhh...but he's the only Weird Al we've got. And we will leave you with one last memory of our time on the road with him. Every morning when he'd unlock the roadies room and let us out for breakfast and re-education..." There's more in the video that troubles me. Angel's Ass toilet paper, University of Al sweater (taking a jab at the course that disects his lyrics? Eric Dubay of the Atlantean Conspiracy details the truth behind the U.S education system), Yankovic of the Sea (what does Quagadougou Burkina Faso mean?), some of the boardgames he features are Moon Landing Denial, Freud, and Cbnhba-which looks like a badly spelled version of Canada. In the laundromat he wears a shirt with his name and the number 13 while giving a double-thumbs up. He tells his girlfriend she needs lipo while beauty queen Al flashes masonic hand signs, immediately followed by a Goku-Al making another hand sign while dollar bills fly from said hand. His girlfriend and her sister appear wearing black and purple stripes and skulls, the sister with purple hair. They also changed Supercuts to Stuporcuts. At "Wallmart" Weird Al appears on the tv screens with colourful checkerboards flashing behind him. There's also a recurring psuedo-Tinkerbell casting spells on his girlfriend. I could go on, but I feel I've said enough on this video. 


Some of the lyrics:

"Burn that microfilm buddy, will you,
I’d tell you why but then I’d have to kill you!

you need a quickie confession?
we'll start a waterboarding session!"

"Yeah, we’ve got our backups all over the world, from Kazakhstan to Bombay;
payin’ the bribes like yeah, pluggin’ the leaks like yeah;
interrogating the scum of the earth, we’ll break them by the break of day!"

"Need a country to stabilize?
look no further, we’re your guys!
we’ve got snazzy suits and ties,
and a better dental plan than the FBI!

Better put your hands up and get in the van,
or else you’ll get blown away!
stagin’ a coup like yeah,
brainwashin’ moles like yeah,
we only torture the folks we don’t like,
you’re probably going to be okay!"




The video for TMZ could have been better had it lined up with the lyrics. Lyrically, Al fully highlights many celebrity "meltdowns" over the last few years. I find it odd how he focuses predominantly on my girl Britney. (I don't care what anyone says, I empathize strongly with her.) The lyrics:

"You're sort of famous
a minor celebrity
and so it only makes sense
the world would be
obsessed with every
single thing you do

They're running 'round
with their camcorders in the night
they lurk impatienly
in hope that they just might
see something really embarrassing
you do

The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirts
that's the story that
they are gonna feature
with exclusive pics
of your flabby behind
you think you're all alone
but that's right when you'll find

A bunch of paparazzi
popping out of nowhere
cameras in your face
and then suddenly
you're on TMZ
you're on TMZ

Following you
when you're walking down the street
and asking stupid questions
while you're trying to eat
so you cover your face
thinking to yourself
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

And they are there praying
you'll have a big meltdown
and take a mono-lethal car chase
through this whole town
they'll be there with you
when you're going to jail
first on the scene
for every wardrobe fail

You just picked up some transvestite
seconds later
it's up on the website
get a vegas wedding
a quickie divorce
and they'll be
sneaking in
snapping pictures, of course

And if they ever catch you
picking your nose
or storming down the street
in a drunken spree
you're on TMZ

Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
trailing you through
airport security
they were TMZ

they were TMZ

[We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POO!
Is that a baby back there?
I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT!
Look Who's drinking COFFEE!
everything celebrities do is FASCINATING!]

Oh, let me tell you
it's getting to the point
where a famous person can't
even get a D.U.I
or go on a racist rant
those guys are all around
so you really shouldn't dare
go to every club in town
if you just lost your underwear

Seems that every single time
a star decides to shave her hair
or ram their car into a tree
they're on TMZ

If they catch you peeing in the bushes
later on, that night
well, I guarantee
you're on TMZ
you're on TMZ

you're on TMZ

Every single celebrity
knows they're gonna be

They're on TMZ"


I'm curious as to why he brought up Michael Richards, who co-starred in Weird Al's movie UHF. I suppose Al was "done" with Michael after the whole N-fiasco.


Sources:
http://www.spinner.ca/2009/08/04/weird-al-spoofs-white-stripes-in-c-n-r-video/

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Weird Al part two: Everything You Know is Wrong


In a spot on Joyride Media, entitled Everything You Know is Wrong, (named after an original song on his 1996 album Bad Hair Day) Al, former roadies Ben Garret (whom you may recognize from Reno 911) and Tom Lennon, Jon "Bermuda" Shwartz (Al's drummer), Ruben Valtierra (pianist), Dr.Demento, and others shed some light, and sarcasm, on Al's career over the years. They do mention numerous times they're sticking to a script (who wrote it? Al?), yet they keep calling it "What the mainstream media doesn't want you to know". 

I did not type out the entire piece, though I did type out much of it.


On Himself:


Al: These days most artists really look at it as a-a..an achievement, of sorts, to get a "Weird Al" credit because it's a sign you've reached a certain plateau in your career. Y'know, it's the Third Stage of Success. You get Gold, platinum, and Weird Al. That's the highest honour you could possibly get!


The Accordian?:


Al: ...a door-to-door..uh, accordian school representative came to uh, our house when I was six-years-old and asked if the child of the house wanted to take lessons. And uh-at that early age my parents made that life-altering decision for me that I should, in fact, take accordian lessons.


On His Relationship with Dr.Demento:



Al: Because my mind is also a little warped uh...and demented, uh...on its own...m-mmy music tended to gravitate that way. I-I found a kindred spirit in Dr. Demento. I was a big fan of his show when I was growing up and I would listen uh, religiously every Sunday night. And that's where I was exposed to people like Spike Jones and Alan Sherman and Tom Lair and Frank Zappa and Shel Silverstein, people like that. And I thought "Wow! This is really cool!" and uh,..I would kinda do my own take on that and started sending in tapes to the Dr. Demento Show that I recorded in my bedroom. Uh, it wasn't anything that any other disc jockey in the world would have played, y'know Dr. Demento being who he is, he thought it was unique enough to give it airtime.


I need to look more into the artists he mentioned before I can comment, though I've heard dark rumours about most of them. I do know Frank's son, Dweezil, did some work on The Weird Al Show in 1996 or '97.


Dr. Demento: 1976 I got this cheap cassette in the mail from Alfred Yankovic, Lynwood, California and I put it on and heard a song called Belvedere Cruising, him and his accordian, and a few weeks later another tape came in the mail from him. A song called School Cafeteria. That was even better than the first one, but it was probably in '77 or '78 that I invited him to the station and he showed up in his best Sunday suit...shy, but very, very articulate, personable, and uh...number of further occassions, it was on one of those visits that Al sang a new song live on the air, and that turned out to be Another One Rides the Bus. 


Al: That night was the night I met my still drummer Jon "Bermuda" Schwarz. He happened to be another one of the people Dr. Demento had invited to the studio. Uh, he had done a cover version of a song called "Woodsy the Owl" [I may have gotten that wrong] uh, and uh, he told me he was a drummer so when it came time to perform the song I said "Hey Jon, y'know uh, why don'cha bang on my accordian case for percussion since you're this hotshot drummer?" So, y'know, he did and he did such a good job banging on my accordian case that I said "Hey, d'ya wanna be my drummer for the next 30 years?" and he said "Okay!"


Bermuda: After we finished playing Bus that night I said something like "You should have a band and I'll be your drummer." uh...but I don't think it was anything specific, like its just fun to play the song like that, and he was a nice, enthusiastic guy, and I could never have predicted there was a serious career in the future. Uh, but a little voice was saying "This is fun! Stick around!" and it was obviously the right place and time for us to meet.


Jim West: Well you know, I've played in a lot of bands so I wasn't really a stranger to, you know, being a stylistic chameleon.  I mean I've-it wasn't new to me, you know, in learning cover songs, y'know and when you're playing in bands often-times you're playing whatever current cover songs are, so it wasn't that unusual y'know. It was more exciting though, 'cause Al was adding his twist to it, which was pretty cool.




[clip plays of one of Al's polkas, featuring him singing "I'm a man/I'm a one-night stand/I'm a slave/I'm a little girl/when we make love together"]


On Michael Jackson




Al: Well starting out back in the day, uh, it was very difficult to get permission-um, actually it was difficult to get phone calls returned. Nobody wanted to deal with someone named "Weird Al" Yankovic. Um, but, um...after a couple albums..uh.. the tides starting turning. In fact I have to say Michael Jackson was a big reason why..uh..artsits tended to uh..give me approval ..uh.. after that. Because uh..you know, once Michael Jackson gave his blessing it was harder for everyone else to say "no", 'cause you know..."If, if it's okay with Michael Jackson...you know...I guess it's okay! You know, who-who am I to say that Weird Al can't do this if he's got Michael's seal of approval?" So I-I have to give Michael props on that because he really opened a  lot of doors for me.


On MTV


1981 logos


Al: I started about the same time that MTV did. This was waaay back in the days-I don't know if you remember this-this was back in the days when MTV played music videos. It was crraazy! They actually played music video-during, during, like, the day! Like, in fact, like all day long! 24 hours-it was such a concept...and what was cool about the early '80s ...your stuff didn't even have to be very good to make it on the air because they didn't have a big, you know...library of material to choose from. They didn't have a big back catalog in the early '80s so, y'know, my early stuff was really low-budget and, y'know not that great frankly, but they'd play it because they didn't have a lot of choice. So I-I did get to grow up with MTV and we had a nice symbiotic relationship for-for-for many years 'til uh-I-uh had my Logan's Run experience where uh-I became "too old for the demographic".


Tom: People ignore the controversy that's often surrounded Weird Al in his life.  Um, the first time he was on tv no-one would film him from the neck up because it was "too disturbing" for the people at home, they said. And then there was that whole thing about Jesus that he said .[They start playing ominous music] He actually didn't say Weird Al was better than Jesus, he said he'd sold more albums than Jesus. I believe that's true. Technically, you can look it up and that is true. [clips to Eat It]


Why would he bring up Jesus in the same manner John Lennon did?


On the Band

Al: Y'know, I-I always like to hear compliments about the band because I always feel that those guys don't get nearly enough credit for the great work that they do. People denegrate the music sometimes because "Oh, its comedy. It's funny. They can't possibly be a real band" but I mean, if you look at the breadth of what they've done over the last 2, 3 decades I mean, they've done everything from zydeco to polka to gangsta rap and they, they nail each genre perfectly. And you know, that's not easy to do. These guys really know what they're doing. It's a pleasure to work with them on a daily basis.

Insanely talented musicians, or working with spirits?


...Tom mentions Weird Al has worked with the same sound engineer for all of his albums "Unemployable? Or loyal? You decide."...


Describing a ritualistic initiation?


Ruben: I learned all the songs perfectly, and when it came my turn to play with Al-during the Dr.Demento 20th Anniversary-he didn't care what I played like. He just wanted to make sure that I took the eye poke well, and fall on my head. So I devised it, when cameras were rolling, that he came over, delivered the eye poke, and I promptly fell eight feet down, on my head, they loved it, they thought it was the funniest thing in the world, and they called me back to go on tour. So there you have it: That's how I ended up with Al.


...Tom and Ben make bizarre not-quite-jokes about restraining orders, breaking into James Taylors house to write songs on his acoustic guitar, Carly Simon, mocking birds, and paying the piper...




Tom and Ben: Al returned after a year wearing long flowing robes, talking about giving back to his people, and smelling like somebodies feet. We were understandably unnerved but we wanted a raise, so we came back to work for him. Turns out he'd spent that year in India with a guy claiming to be a maharishi. At the end of the year, the maharishi tried to get him to invest in a frozen yogurt business 


Tom and Ben mention Al played Vegas for years and was "kind of a lost soul".


[Smells Like Nirvana plays just before this conversation. Puts a different twist on the line "What's the message/I'm conveying?/Can you tell me/what I'm saying?"]


On Songwriting and Masonry


Al: First and foremost I'm just..*strange noise* going for laughs. Every once in awhile some satire or actual commentary will creep in. A-against my will. Then-then they're teaching these classes in the -uh- Weird Al discography at the local community college. They're-they're picking apart the lyrics trying to find the meaning [laughs almost nervously].
Ben: Weird Al scholars have puzzled for years over his constant use of the number 27. Which did happen after he took that intensive correspondance course on Kabbalah.
Tom: You don't know what it is?
Ben: No, I don't. He never told me. Did he tell you?!
Tom: Oh, yeah! He told all the guys in the band and me,y-yeah.
Ben: Really?!
Tom: Yeah.
Ben: What is it? [sounds like he opens a folded note] oh my goodness!
Tom: Yeah.
Ben: Wow! Look at that!
Tom: yeah.
Ben: Is that like, Masonic?
Tom: uhh...I think it predates the Revelations.
Ben: Wow!
Tom: ..lemme...fold a dollar bill...like that...[paper rustling]
Ben: Wow! Look at that! ...Nostradamus stuff!
Tom: Yeah...interesting, right?
Ben: *sounding impressed* Very!
Tom: ...and if look and you take the eagle like that [paper rustling] it was hiding there the whole time! Looks like Weird Al, there y'go. On the dollar bill.




Either Bermuda or Jim: Yeah, y'know Al pretty much has outlived-his career has outlived- many of all the bands he's, uh, he's done stylistic comments on. But I mean one way of looking at it is there's never-never a lack of m-material for him to uh work with. There's always going to be something out there. And its interesting too because his career has uh-everytime he puts a record out...he kind of um, regenerates a new audience. The demographic at our shows is all over the map. 
Jim or Bermuda mentions couples who have met at Al's shows and gotten married, predicts they'll breed a new generation of Al fans.
Ben: ...Kids, you exist because of the magical talent of Weird Al Yankovic.


Wrapping Up


Ben: Ladies and gentlemen, he may be a monster, uhh...but he's the only Weird Al we've got. And we will leave you with one last memory of our time on the road with him. Every morning when he'd unlock the roadies room and let us out for breakfast and re-education, we'd put our hands on our hearts and sing along with what we called "The 'Weird Al' Anthem". Then he'd charge us royalties for singing his song. That's the way it works with him.   [they banter some more then end with Dare to be Stupid]




Hit stores June 21st 2011


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